Local Clown Cat Framed For Attempted Murder

Breaking News!!!

Lulu the Court Jester was framed! She was set-up, I tell you. She was accused of trying to murder the GEICO Gecko. Silly, lizard...he should really stop vacationing in our windows.


There's nothing to look at here folks...just a lizard and, wait a minute. I thought I asked that human to clean those windows. Hmmm...well, here's the so-called evidence.


I don't buy it. Here's the real culprit.



Be careful gecko. She may have only three legs, but she's still deadly. Maybe you should start vacationing in Arizona.

Mellow Monday

It’s been very busy around the palace lately. I can’t get the human to post for me, so I decided to crack the whip and make things a little more exciting around here so she had something to talk about.

For instance, terrorizing poor innocent lizards. I was told to pick on someone my own size but I already do that all day long. Besides, what’s wrong with tormentin’ the GEICO lizard if he’s not busy making commercials and stuff? Maybe he shouldn't vacation in Florida...